Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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