- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

The Princess is in another castle

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

What is 9+10? 19

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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