- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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