- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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