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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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