Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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