- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

69

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??