What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

I enjoy Popcorn

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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