- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

The Big Band Theory

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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