How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

An epileptic man attends a rave.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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