What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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