- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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