- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

say it ten times fast: oh

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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