why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Male leadership.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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