- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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