Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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boobs!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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it was all Tagart

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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