Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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