Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

V I T A M I N C !

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Caolan and Eamon

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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