What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Anti Joke

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