Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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