An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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