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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

A Pakistani news reader.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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