- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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