A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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