- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

purple pickles

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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