- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Pickles are powerful

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Death by kayak

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Face...the other white meat!

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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