- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Justin Bieber.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

A seal walks into a club.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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