- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

I asked her where you were.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

I love alchohol!

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

asians have slitted eyes lol

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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