- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

You sick fiend

Stephen Hawking

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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