What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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