- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

bangers and mash?

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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