Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I was watching Fox news.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A baby seal walks into a club.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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