- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Black people having a Job.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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