Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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