What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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