- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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