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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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