- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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