- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

you give like i give lomain

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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