How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Anti Joke

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