What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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