- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

How about that airline food?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A man died.

Sarah Palin.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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