- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

The Labour Party.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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