What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

I love alchohol!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Tilt your screen back .

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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