- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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