- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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