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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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