- Anti Joke

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Nickelback.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola