- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

A women left the kitchen.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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