What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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