- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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