whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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