- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A Duck walks into a bar.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

women's rights

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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