- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A man walks into a vagina

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

it was all Tagart

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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