- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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