- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

i like turtles

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Justin Beiber

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Gordon Brown smiles.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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