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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Smelly Indians.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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