- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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