- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar owch

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

hey hey apple

Whats green? The color green.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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