A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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