A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Joesph Triphook.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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