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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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