- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Barack Obama.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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