You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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