- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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