- Anti Joke

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Face...the other white meat!

Obama lin Baden.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

hey hey apple

A man walked into a bar owch