- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Who invented apple? God

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