- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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