- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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