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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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