whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Mitt Romney

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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