what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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