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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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