- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

The Big Band Theory

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What is 9+10? 19

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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