- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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