Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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