How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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