A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Jordan is pregant

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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