- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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