- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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