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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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