How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

whats worse than a kane nothing

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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