- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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