- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

all these jokes are horrible now

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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