Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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