- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's 9 + 10 19

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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