- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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womans having rights.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

the game

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's the new green? Green

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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