A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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