- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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