A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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This is an anti- joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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