What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

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