Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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