- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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