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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

No antijoke here.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I literally died laughing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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