Can midgets still have big dreams?

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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