- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Dumbledore dies.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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