- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what's black and can't swim?

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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