- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

asians have slitted eyes lol

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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