A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's 9 + 10 19

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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