- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

I have an idea! You leave.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

what's black and can't swim?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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