- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why so serious ?

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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