- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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