What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Yo mama so fat.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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