An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Whats 1+1? window!

Can anyone Lenin money?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

guy walks into a bar, ouch

your mama's so fat... that's it

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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