- Anti Joke

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Emily Walker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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