Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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