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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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