- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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