Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

i dont fisish anythi

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Racial equality.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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