this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

antonio has a penis head.lol

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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