Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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