- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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