I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How do you end a sentence

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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