What's better than a stick? A stone

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Racial equality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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