- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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