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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

knock knock go away!!!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Charlie Sheen

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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