- Anti Joke

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

pull my finger (farts)

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die