Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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TIMMY

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Anti Joke

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