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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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