A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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