- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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