Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

hola said the chinese man

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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