whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Justin Beiber

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Cancer.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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