- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

Women's Rights

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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